Why My Sick Stay at Home Mom Skills Don’t Align With What I Want to Be When I Grow Up

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Do I really want to be a spy with expert negotiating and mad interrogation skills? Have you ever felt like you were going through life, looking like Bernie from the movie Weekend at Bernie’s? I have! After life got done fucking me and finished smoking its cigarette, it shoved a stick up my ass and … Continue reading Why My Sick Stay at Home Mom Skills Don’t Align With What I Want to Be When I Grow Up

How Becoming the Crazy Ugly Dog Sweater Lady Inspired My Future Coping Mechanisms

Who knew that one step could have such a deep meaning? I was literally transported back in time the other day, 14 years back actually. What a crazy time it was for me. I was happy to read a recent post by someone I’ve been following, but sad to hear that she is struggling with … Continue reading How Becoming the Crazy Ugly Dog Sweater Lady Inspired My Future Coping Mechanisms

In A Sea of Dandelions, ‘Bee’ a Honey Bee

The honey bee. Such an amazing little creature. The impact of these little beings is substantial, not only in my life but the world, and it has become somewhat of a symbol for me. It’s my compass if you will. Whenever I doubt myself, I revert my thoughts back to this beautiful creature and the … Continue reading In A Sea of Dandelions, ‘Bee’ a Honey Bee

My Attempts to Raise Rational Independent Daughters

It’s pneumonia, with a ‘p’. Really? Who the hell comes up with these names? Seriously? Where’s the terrifying names? Fleshmeltingsnotbacterium or maybe Coughtilyoubarfandpissyourself disease. The Plague was quite daunting, but some of this other shit, if you can even pronounce it (I won’t get into spelling), really? Anyway, I’ve said my piece. Poor Lola. She … Continue reading My Attempts to Raise Rational Independent Daughters