Kindness: A Swiss Army Knife in Desperate Times

Day 16 of the apocalypse:            My pants no longer fit. It could become an emergency shortly. I consider myself very fortunate for the rotundness that has graced me with its presence, as many are not afforded the same luxury, but damn! Since our voluntary isolation, my cooking has taken on the persona of a Julia … Continue reading Kindness: A Swiss Army Knife in Desperate Times

Well, Aren’t We Just A Bag of Mixed Nuts in This Household

Day 8 of the apocalypse:              I am sitting, just sitting. No other movement but sitting. Hardly breathing, so no other movement. And observing. Just observing but not overly observing, just observing intently. And, I’m contemplating. Not aloud, just silent contemplation. And wondering. Wondering which of my fellow ‘inmates’ I think would taste best with some … Continue reading Well, Aren’t We Just A Bag of Mixed Nuts in This Household

Why My Sister’s Death Feels Like an Unsolved Missing Persons Case

I thought the hardest part of dealing with my sister's death, would occur within the first few weeks following. How wrong I was about that.  I’m having difficulty wrapping my head around the fact that it’s been nearly 8 months since we lost her. 8 months…where did time go? I don’t know if it’s because … Continue reading Why My Sister’s Death Feels Like an Unsolved Missing Persons Case

Awaiting the Bagged Cucumber Swinging Battalion and the Great Battle of Ass Napkins Because…Coronavirus

cucumbers,tv remote, kindle,can of ginger ale toilet paper

UGH. Yes. I am not immune to having an opinion, probably what most will consider an asshole opinion on this Coronavirus, CoVid19 or whatever the hell else you want to call it. I’m just waiting for the day when media outlets cover the stories of people beating the shit out of each other with full … Continue reading Awaiting the Bagged Cucumber Swinging Battalion and the Great Battle of Ass Napkins Because…Coronavirus

If the Make-A-Wish Foundation Granted You a Wish, What Would You Wish For?

St. Patrick's day gnomes

Wow! Time flies, well sometimes. February is officially closing up shop and the lucky shamrocks and pots of gold are beginning to fly...or do they just fall from the sky…a very deep question indeed. My gnome making factory re-commenced, and a new army of those cute little beard clad cuties has taken over my house! … Continue reading If the Make-A-Wish Foundation Granted You a Wish, What Would You Wish For?